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Sarsar with Bill Clinton
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friendship sms
What is friendship ?
friendship does not occur with special people. people become special after becoming friends. friendship is not about whom you have known the longest, who came first, or who cares the best. it’s all about who came and never left. The best kind of friend is one with whom you sit on a bench saying nothing […]
Kavita
जयोऽस्तु त
जयोऽस्तु ते जयोऽस्तु ते! जयोऽस्तु ते! श्री महन्मंगले शिवास्पदे शुभदे स्वतंत्रते भगवती त्वामहम् यशोयुतां वंदे! गालावरच्या कुसुमी किंवा कुसुमांच्या गाली स्वतंत्रते भगवती तूच जी विलसतसे लाली तू सूर्याचे तेज उदधीचे गांभीर्यही तूची स्वतंत्रते भगवती अन्यथा ग्रहण नष्ट तेची वंदे त्वामहम् यशोयुतां वंदे! मोक्ष-मुक्ती ही तुझीच रूपे तूलाच वेदांती स्वतंत्रते भगवती योगिजन परब्रह्म वदती […]
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पहिल्या पावसाच्या शुभेच्छा!
थंड हवा,ढगाळ आकाश, धुक्यात डोंगर,आणि मातीचा सुवास, गरमागरम भजी,आणि कडक चहा, चिंब भिजायला,तयार रहा, पहिल्या पावसाच्या…पहिल्या शुभेच्छा!
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Innocence…… (a good thought)
A teacher teaching Maths to seven-year-old Arnav asked him, If I give you one apple and one apple and one apple, how many apples will you have? Within a few seconds Arnav replied confidently, ..4! The dismayed teacher was expecting an effortless correct answer (3). She was disappointed. Maybe the child did not listen properly, […]
Some interesting definitions!!
ENJOY!! >School: A place where Papa pays and Son plays. >Life Insurance: A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich. >Nurse: A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills. >Marriage: It’s an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains […]
