1) Laloo enters a shop and shouts, "Where's my free gift with this oil?"
Shopkeeper: "Iske Saath koi Gift nahin hai, Lalooji"
Laloo : Ispe likha hai CHOLESTROL FREE "
2) Saddam Hussain visits God and asks him: " God, When shall I see The defeat of Bush? " God replies:" Son, you will not see it in your lifetime." Hearing this, Saddam Hussain starts crying and goes away.
Gen Parvez Musharaff visits God and asks him: " God, when shall I see the Capture of Kashmir by Pakistan. " God replies:" Son, you will not see it in lifetime".Hearing this, Gen Parvez Musharaff starts crying and goes away.
Laloo Yadav visits God and asks him: " God when shall I see Bihar Becoming a prosperous and happy state ?" Hearing this, God starts crying. Laaloo is astounded and asks:" God, why are you crying? " God replies:" Son, I will not see it in my lifetime."
3) Once Laloo was coming out of the Airport. As there was a Huge rush, the security guard told Laloo "WAIT PLEASE", for which Laloo replied "85 Kgs" and moved on…
4) Laloo's family planning policy : DON'T HAVE MORE THAN TWO CHILDREN IN ONE YEAR
5) At a bar in New York , the man to Laloo's left tells the bartender, "JOHNNIE WALKER, SINGLE." And the man's companion says, "JACK DANIELS, SINGLE." The bartender approaches Laloo and asks, "AND U sir?" Laloo replies: "LALOO YADAV, MARRIED."
6) After having resigned as the CM of Bihar, Laloo decides To go modelling. Once he enters the herd of buffaloes and Resting his elbows. On the back of the cattle he poses for the photo. Next day the photo Appears on the front page of a newspaper. Guess the caption !! 'Laloo, third from left!'
7) A reporter asked Laloo "What is the main reason for divorce?"
Laloo replies "Marriage".
8) After completing a jigsaw puzzle he'd been working on for Quite sometime, Laloo proudly shows off the finished puzzle to A friend. "It Took me only 5 months to do it," Laloo brags. "Five months? That's too long." the friend exclaims. "You are a fool," Laloo replies. "Read the box, it says "5-7 years".