lawsuit. The prosecutor opened his questioning with, “Where
were you the night of August 24th?”
“Objection!” said the defense attorney. “Irrelevant!”
“Oh, that’s okay,” said the blonde from the witness stand.
“I don’t mind answering the question.”
“I object!” the defense said again.
“No, really,” said the blonde. “I’ll answer.”
The judge ruled: “If the witness insists on answering, there
is no reason for the defense to object.”
So the prosecutor repeated the question: “Where were you the
night of August 24th?”
The blonde replied brightly, “I don’t know!”
married twenty-five years before he died,” she said,
dabbing away a tear. “Never had an argument in all those
“Amazing,” said the councelor. “How did you do it?”
“I outweighed him by forty pounds and he was a coward.”
“It’s 11 o’clock do you know where your children are?”
In England they say, “It’s 11 o’clock do you know where your
In France they say, “It’s 11o’clock do you know where your
In Poland they say, “It’s 11 o’clock do you know what
time it is?”
Moses said the law is everything.
Jesus said love is everything.
Marx said capital is everything.
Freud said sex is everything.
Einstein said everything is relative.
A: So if they make a mistake, no one will know who did it.