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Some interesting definitions!!

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>School: A place where Papa pays and Son plays.

>Life Insurance: A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich.
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>Nurse: A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills.

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>Marriage: It’s an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her masters.

>Tears: The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine waterpower.
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>Lecture: An art of transferring information from the notes of the Lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either"
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>Conference: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.
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>Compromise: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.

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>Dictionary: A place where success comes before work.

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>Conference Room: A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on.

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>Father: A banker provided by nature.


>Criminal: A guy no different from the rest….except that he got caught.


>Boss: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.

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>Politician: One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after.

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>Doctor: A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you by bills.

>Classic: Books, which people praise, but do not read.
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>Smile: A curve that can set a lot of things straight.

>Office: A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.

>Yawn: The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.

>Etc.: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.
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>Committee: Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.

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>Experience: The name men give to their mistakes.

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>Atom Bomb: An invention to end all inventions.

>Philosopher: A fool who torments himself during life, to be wise after death

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