Humor

Why Bill Gates SOLD OFF Microsoft?

Letter from Banta Singh of Punjab to Mr. Bill Gates of Microsoft. Subject: Problems with my new computer Dear Mr. Bill Gates, We have bought a computer for our home and we have found some problems, which I want to bring to your notice 1. There is a button ‘start’ but there is no ‘stop’ […]

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Top 10 Ways To Lose All The Money

10 Ways To Lose All your Money Top 10 Ways To Lose All The Money In Your Trading Account In 30 Days Or Less – Guaranteed!Craig Fergusan #10 – Put all of your efforts into finding the perfect technical indicator. Once you find this magical indicator, it will be like turning on a water faucet. […]

How did u describe male organ in ur country? Miss World’s answer!

Ms America: Well, I can say that male organs in America are like gentlemen.Because it stands every time it sees a woman……… Ms Spain: Male organs in our country are like our very own Bullfight or Toro (Bull) Because it charges every time it sees an opening…. Ms Philippines: Well, I can say that male […]

Thank God

A man joined a multi-national company as a trainee. On his first day, he dialled the kitchen and shouted into the phone: “Get me a cup of coffee, quickly.”The voice from the other side responded: “You fool; you’ve dialled the wrong extension. Do you know who you’re talking to?” “No”, replied the trainee. “It’s the […]

Sarsar with Bill Clinton

A Sardarji went to US and had a meeting with Bill Clinton.   Bill: I want to show you the US advancement. Come with me.   He takes him to a forest.   Bill: Dig the ground. Sardarji did it.   Bill: more…more…more… Sardarji went up to 100 feet.   Bill: So now, try to […]

Few jokes

When NASA first started sending up astronauts, they quickly discovered that ballpoint pens would not work in zero gravity. To combat the problem, NASA scientists spent a decade and $12 billion to develop a pen that writes in zero gravity, upside down, underwater, on almost any surface including glass and at temperatures ranging from below […]