SMS’s

Sarsar with Bill Clinton

A Sardarji went to US and had a meeting with Bill Clinton.   Bill: I want to show you the US advancement. Come with me.   He takes him to a forest.   Bill: Dig the ground. Sardarji did it.   Bill: more…more…more… Sardarji went up to 100 feet.   Bill: So now, try to […]

Few jokes

When NASA first started sending up astronauts, they quickly discovered that ballpoint pens would not work in zero gravity. To combat the problem, NASA scientists spent a decade and $12 billion to develop a pen that writes in zero gravity, upside down, underwater, on almost any surface including glass and at temperatures ranging from below […]

Complaints

Take heart, anyone among you who believes you are technologically challenged, you “ain’t seen nuthin’ yet.” These are actual complaints made by computer owners. 1. Compaq is considering changing the command “Press Any Key” to “Press Return Key” because of the flood of calls asking where the “Any” key is. 2. AST technical support had […]

Look at the Laloo’s point

A British Diplomat paid a courtesy visit to Lalloojee. During a Garden party at the Palace, he thought of entertaining Lalloojee with the following magic of numbers. He said, “Your excellency, Look at the value of the alphabet: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q […]

Santa & Banta as always

Sardar’s BlundersSanta Singh was travelling in a crowded bus. He was carrying the passport size photograph of his son (for college admission). Accidently,the photo fell down from his pocket.He started searching for it frantically & found it on the floor, below the ends of a woman’s saree.He asked her “Can you lift that saree? I […]

Funny Quotes

The following quotations were taken from resumes and cover letters from all over the country. With all the work and care that goes into writing these documents, it’s funny, if unfortunate, when errors slip through to the final draft. Alas, such mistakes make exactly the wrong impression on exactly the wrong people. Resumes: "I am […]

Quotes

1. I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am with you.. 2. No man or woman is worth your tears, and the one who is, won’t make you cry. 3. Just because someone doesn’t love you the way you want them to, doesn’t mean they […]