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Dose for 26th Apr,2006

A man comes to the doctor with a long history of migraine headaches. When the doctor does his history and physical, he discovers that his poor patient has had practically every therapy known to man for his migraines and STILL no improve- ment. “Listen”, says the doc “I have migraines, too.., and the advice I’m […]

Dose for 7th Apr,2006

A blonde was summoned to court to appear as a witness in a lawsuit. The prosecutor opened his questioning with, “Where were you the night of August 24th?” “Objection!” said the defense attorney. “Irrelevant!” “Oh, that’s okay,” said the blonde from the witness stand. “I don’t mind answering the question.” “I object!” the defense said […]

Love Your Dad

Do you all still have your dads around, then stroll down! At age 8 your dad buys you an ice cream. You thanked him by dripping it all over your lap. When you were 9 years old, he paid for music lessons. You thanked him by never even bothering to practice. When you were 10 […]

Motivation– The Key To Success

Lou Little was foot ball coach at Georgetown University. The college president came to him one day and said ‘Do you know Harold Chapman’ ‘Sure’, Lou answered. ‘He has been on my squad for years. An average player . The problem is that he is not well motivated.’ “Well”, the president continued, “we just received […]

Can the English language survive after Bush?

“The vast majority of our imports come from outside the country. “ – George W. Bush “If we don’t succeed, we run the risk of failure.” – George W. Bush “One word sums up probably the responsibility of any Governor, and that one word is ‘ to be prepared ‘.” – George W. Bush “I […]

Marketing concepts

Professor at IIM explaining marketing concepts: You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say, “I am very rich. Marry me!” That’s Direct Marketing. You’re at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at […]

Kahani Me Twist !!

Love story: hero loves heroine,but heroine loves villain,but villain loves hero sister,but hero sister loves heroine brother.but heroine brother loves villain sister.but villain sister loves hero brother.but hero brother loves heroine.but heroine loves villain. finally 2 ppl commit siucide. hu’s dat? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . […]